Conversation

(Brian sitting on the couch with Kelly's laying down with her legs on Brian's lap)

Brian: "Wow... what happen to your feet?" (pointing to the multiple band aids)

Kelly: "Oh, my shoes cut them up".

(Kelly pulled off all the band aids)

Brian: "I don't see any cuts under the band aids... oh... I understand, is that what we call 'Kelly Cuts' (said with heavy, heavy sarcasm referencing Kelly's possible hypochondria)."

Kelly: "Brian! It was a preventative measure so I wouldn't cut my feet on new shoes, but thanks a lot!"